My son lives in a parallel universe. It is called “Minecraft”.
For Hallowe’en, he wants to go as Steve from Minecraft.
Steve is a retro computerised figure with a pixelated cube for a head. He has a turquoise cuboid for a body.
Today I have been pixellating with tester pots, while my son has been painting a box turquoise.
My son will look *exactly* like Steve from Minecraft.
But will it be recognisable to those of us who live in the real world?