(Search) terms of endearment
Tilly Bud’s were better, but here are a few of my favourite search terms that people used to find me in the past month. Or, maybe they didn’t use them to find me. They used them; they found me. So, what did they want to know?
what type of jammy dodger does the queen like
Eh…. I think you’ve answered your own question there.
why can I toddler not play the recorder
Eh… because you, toddler, clearly are some kind of prodigy, given that you are doing your own searches… but you can’t be good at everything, come now…
train shymphony flashbang
Eh… a hazy memory of Edinbugh?
the depression must have hit the white section if stamps with cyclonic impact but seeped into the black area slowly, like a thief with misgivings
Ah… I thought this was maybe a weather experiment leaking… or something… but the fabulous simile on the end means… it must be an approximation of a quote. This is not a homework service!
naked ladies in Ballater
hate wifes fat face
Hope it isnae me.
limerick with woosh in it
Oh, I might try that 🙂