(I am going to the dentist tomorrow. Hence the poem. Don’t bother looking for the profundity in the root canal of this ditty. It’s just a veneer. A great many teeth related puns are nibbling away at me. I am restraining myself.)
If an animal was an enamel animal…
Say, an enamel llama or an enamel camel;
Would an enamel animal
Be a mammal?
I’ve a qualm. I’ll
Be denting my dentin
Chewing this one over.