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Measure for Measure

Dentist Test

(I am going to the dentist tomorrow. Hence the poem. Don’t bother looking for the profundity in the root canal of this ditty. It’s just a veneer. A great many teeth related puns are nibbling away at me. I am restraining myself.)

Dentist Test

If an animal was an enamel animal…
Say, an enamel llama or an enamel camel;
Would an enamel animal
Be a mammal?
I’ve a qualm. I’ll
Be denting my dentin
Chewing this one over.

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10 thoughts on “Dentist Test

  1. Very witty, brightened up my day!

  2. That one is cute and funny, keep those happy thoughts with you at your dentist visit.

  3. If it had a porcelain placenta and marble mammaries then an enamel animal could be a mammal.

  4. By gum, that’s clever! Love it 😀

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