Wee Scoops

Measure for Measure

Scunnered O Pandas

Fae China intae Embro,

A perr in monochrome.

They wur met wi Bawbag aff the plane,

Tae see thur newfound home.

So, Tian Tian and Yang Guang

Pit their feet up, settled in –

Wired intae a pile o big bamboo

An shared a panda grin.

But fur fowk like me, the pandas

Urnae only games and fun.

A hufty go an work out

A range o panda puns.

At first A wiz bamboozled:

Pure Pandamonium…

But then I saw in black an white

And Ah wiz oan a guid wee run.

Mibbi too much attention

Pit them aff:  they’d no conceive.

They’re likely scunnered noo.

They’ll mibbi eat, shoot and leave…


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5 thoughts on “Scunnered O Pandas

  1. Lyrical, fun and clever! I love it 🙂

  2. Scotstig on said:

    Ah, the pandas we were told, they were gifted,
    But a million quid a year, they were only rented,
    At the ticket office your purse will be sorely dented,
    Whoever made the deal should have been lifted.

  3. Your Scottish words sing to me a lovely ditty about pandas. They are cute!

  4. May Arthur on said:

    Love your poem!

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