Scunnered O Pandas
Fae China intae Embro,
A perr in monochrome.
They wur met wi Bawbag aff the plane,
Tae see thur newfound home.
So, Tian Tian and Yang Guang
Pit their feet up, settled in –
Wired intae a pile o big bamboo
An shared a panda grin.
But fur fowk like me, the pandas
Urnae only games and fun.
A hufty go an work out
A range o panda puns.
At first A wiz bamboozled:
But then I saw in black an white
And Ah wiz oan a guid wee run.
Mibbi too much attention
Pit them aff: they’d no conceive.
They’re likely scunnered noo.
They’ll mibbi eat, shoot and leave…