Corn In the Can
I was in a maize maze today. I didn’t know who to be!
My first thought was to be Mel Gibson in “Signs”, dodging the aliens in the foliage.
But I like to think of myself as more of a Helen Hunt, outrunning a twister until Dorothy flies!
Then there was Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams, but the premise of that movie was a step too far even for me. Too corny…
Or I could get all Scottish and literary and become Burns’ field-mouse.
Much as I’d like to be fit, blonde and alliterative, I think I’m closer to wee, sleekit and cowrin’…