Bung Dup
Ahm Bung Dup.
Cannae breathe so Ah cannae.
Pure aw wheezy n at so Ahm ur.
See the GP?
Aye. Naw.
Whitzie gaunae say?
A’ve hud enoughie youz in the day
Wi yur moanin and greetin.
Away an tak a LEMSIP an
Geez Peace.
Ah but yeah but,
Ah’ll say.
He’ll luik it me ower his specs.
IT’S VIRAL,
He’ll say,
Ziff that means onyhing tae me.
Whit diz he hink Ah dae fur a livin?
Ahm no a VIROLOGIST am Ah?
So Ah wullnae bother.
Ah’ll stie here, luikin oot
At the sideyways rain
Gein intermittent sniffs
Atween the fits o sneezin.
Ma heid’s pure solid.
An Ahm aw bung dup.
So Sick (Photo credit: maizers)
I hope he gets well soon!
And that you don’t catch it-
Oh, I have it
That sounds awful and very flu-like. Chicken noodle soup! Rest and much tea! I am the doctor issuing the remedy and it should be followed! Oh yea and feel better!
no chicken noodle soup – just another weightwatchers dinner…
Feel a bit better than yesterday
Oh dear! Feel better soon!